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Maths Teacher Ne Pappu Se Pucha. Teacher: “Pappu Batao, Tumahre Pass 8 Apples Hai Unko 6 Ladko Mein Kaisi Bantoge?” Pappu Ne Kuch Socha, Dimag Mein Hisab Lagaya Aur Bola. Pappu: “Madam Kahe Ko Itni Tension Leni Hai, Juice Bana Ke De Do Na.“

Pappu Apne Baap (Santa) Ke Paas Gaya Aur Kehne Laga. Pappu: “Papa, Mujhe Shadi Karni Hai.” Santa: “Beta, Kis Se?” Pappu: “Dadi Se.” Santa Gusse Se: “Kamine, Wo Meri Maa Hai.” Pappu: “To Phir Aapne Meri Maa Se Shadi Kyun Ki?“

Class Mein Madam Ne Pappu Se Puchha. Madam: “Pappu, Tumhara Parmanent Address Kya Hai?” Pappu Muskurate Hue: “Ji, Facebook.Com

Jaisa Ki Aap Sab Jante Hai Ki Pappu Ka Dimag Shaitani Kamo Mein Jyada Aur Padayi Ke Alava Har Sawal Ka Jawab Dene Mein Chalta Hai. Ese Hi Teacher Ne Uss Se Ek Study Se Related Sawal Kiya, Ab Aap Khud Dekh Lijiye Ki Pappu Ka Dimag Kaisa Hai Study Mein. Teacher: “Taj Mahal Kisne Banaya Thha?” Pappu: “Ji Majduro Ne” Teacher: “Oh.. Mera Matlab Hai Banvaya Kisne Thha?” Pappu: “Ji Thekedar Ne“

Pappu Apne Dost Golu Ko Udas Hoke Bata Raha Thha Pappu: “Yaar Bohat Mushkil Hai Teacher Se Pyar Karna” Golu: “Kyun?” Pappu: “Love Letter Bheja Tha Assignment Samajh Kar Check Kar Diya Or Boli Handwriting Improve Karo“

Pappu School Mein Padhayi Kam Aur Shararte Jyada Karta Tha Ek Din Tang Aakar Uski Ek Madam Jo Badi Sunder Thi, Use Dant Te Hue Boli Madam: “Agar Main Teri Maa Ban Jaau To Tujhe Do Din Mein Sudhar Du” Pappu Khushi Se Uchalte Hue Bola: “Madam Sachii?, Main Abhi Jaake Daddy Ko Bata Ke Aata Hun Ki, Bapu Party De, Teri To Lottery Lagne Wali Hai“

Ek Baar Pappu Bahut Jorr-Jorr Se Ro Raha Tha To Uski Maa Usse Puchte Hai. Maa: “Alle Alle Mera Beta Kyu Ro Raha Hai?” Pappu: “Dad Ne Mujhe Kissi Nahi Di” Maa: “Tumne Unko Table Nahi Sunaya Hoga” Pappu: “Baazu Wali Aunty Ko Kounse Tables Aate Hain?“

Teacher Pappu Se: “Khali Jagah Poori Karo, 900 Chuhe Kha Kar Billi ________ Chali” Pappu: “900 Choohe Kha Kar Billi Slow-Slow Chali” Teacher Gusse Se: “Khade Ho Jao, Mazak Karte Ho” Pappu: “Miss Ye Bhi Maine Aapka Dil Rakhne Ke Liye Keh Diya Warna 900 Choohe Kha Kar Billi Ka Baap Bhi Nahi Chal Sakta“

Teacher Class Mein Bachho Ko Pada Rahi Thhi Teacher: “Delhi Mein Kutubminaar Hai” Pappu Piche Wale Bench Pe So Raha Thha, Teacher Ne Ye Dekha Aur Usko Jag Ake Boli Teacher: “What Did I Say?” Pappu Hadbadate Hue: “Delhi Mey Kutta Bimar Hai“

Pappu Gali Mein Se Nikal Raha Tha, Achanak Se Uska Per Fisla Aur Vo Gir Pada, Samne Hi Gadha Khada Tha Ek Ladki Ne Ye Dekha To Hass Ke Uska Mazaak Udate Hue Boli Ladki: “Arrey, Apne Bade Bhai Ke Pair Choo Rahe Ho?” Ye Sun Kar Pappu Shant Raha Fir Muskuraya Aur Bola. Pappu: “Ji, Bhabhi Ji“

Europe Me Ek Sardar Ji Shop Pe Gaye. Sardar ji: Arey bhaisahab Sarson da tail Hai? Shopkeeper Bola: Aap “Sikh” Ho? Sardar ji (bade gusse me): Oye!! Agar Me tujhse Zetoon Ka Tail Mangta, to Kya Tum Mujhay Italy ka boltay, Aur Agar Me Bratwurst Oil Mangta To Tum Mujhy German Kehtay, Ya Agar me Halal Gosht Mangta To Muslim Kehty??